CSI Miami 9-22-08

Blogged while I watched.

OK I don't care about the bodybag, H is not dead. The whole show revolves around David Caruso's bad acting. Also, CSI Wolf now has the ability to declare someone dead and release a crime scene without the medical examiner. Haha - not buying it.

Ha - was right. Calleigh and Delko following the trail find a text that leads them to CSI Wolf. Yep Wolf fesses up, he was following orders from H to fake his assassination so he could get the new fangled bullets off the street. Way to hold out CSI Wolf.

Ortega was the bad guy who wanted H dead. So they try to intimidate this world reknown drug bad guy by driving him through gang territory in the front seat of a police car. Can anyone say "escape"?

Yep, bullets start flying. Women start screaming. Delko goes to save a woman from a burning car. Frank tells bad guy to "stay here" - Hello? Really? Guess who gets away...Oh yeah the bad guy in the car.

Meanwhile, across the world somewhere H is meeting with other bad guys who he's helped, his family which is supposed to be in Puerto Rico, and with Yelena, his sister-in-law/love interest. Buying all the magic bullets off the streets. Mmmm hmmm. But wait, 20 minutes later H is back in Miami meeting with Delko. Hello?

I can't believe I'm watching this. It is sooooo stupid. H is supposed to be dead yet he's walking around the Police station. Meanwhile, Yelena is being held at gunpoint by another bad guy, but gets out of it by making a deal. And not so subtly nodding to H who is also there.

How long can this series last? Really. Even its absurdity has become a bore.

Oh wait, luckily with all of that shooting they found one speck of blood, on a white parking lot line, then another, apparently white parking lot lines attract individual drops of blood.

Does anyone else know that H is still alive, or did we just forget that we are supposed to be investigating his fake death?

Oh but wait, another clue, leading to Nate - the ex boyfriend of Calleigh, and she gets to interview him. Yes, no conflict of interest there. This guy who just left, probably last Tuesday, is deep undercover in the most notorious gang in Miami? Mmm hmmm.

Yelena is following the bad guy(also H's babymama's husband) who is buying all the magic bullets. The bad guys still think that H is dead. Guess they aren't as smart as the good guys. . I do like their computer geeky thing. Miami has to be the smallest town on the planet. Or the police station is centrally located to every place because no matter where the bad guy is it's a 20 second drive. "The bad guy is at the airport - go" and before the bad guy can fly off in his private plane the entire MDPD has their guns trained on him. Bravo.

Calleighs bfriend shows up in the lab. Yes, undercover gang members can walk up into a police lab without notice. Oh he did it for love, he did it for Calleigh. She squeaks out a weak "thank you" and he announces that he's "reassigned" for six months or so, but hoping that she'll wait for him. She doesn't know if she can, she's scared. loveyabye.

H's babymama and her bad guy husband meet up to sail off into the sunset. He thinks H is dead, but H shows up to shoot him. And he tries to get away. H shoots a propane tank and blows up the 100 ft yacht. But wait - they can't find the body.

H puts on his sunglasses and walks away saying the cheesiest of lines. Ah - the formula.